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P. Diddy wants to work together with Robbie Williams. I think their conversation would go something like this:

What? I thought it was funny.

Worry not - the government still wants you to have sex

While checking the TSA website to see if all knitting needles are allowed, or just plastic ones, I saw this on the main page, under what liquids you can carry on flights:

Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications including saline solution, eye care products and KY jelly.

Man, I know the airlines are trying everything to make more people fly these days, but I didn't know free permission to join the mile-high club was included in my ticket! Maybe jetBlue also has increased bathroom size in addition to more legroom. Hopefully there are no snakes on my plane.