But since I already had 2 or 3 mini candy bars, does it count?

Ladies and gentlemen, I, fadingembers, of my own free will, for a full meal, am eating a salad. DRY.

Uno Año

This weekend was our one-year anniversary. I have approximately a bajillion pictures from the zoo (shocker: I like animals and cute things).

( Cut to spare you the gory details )

I'd alter lyrics to Janis' "Road Block" if they were more than "Whoooaaaaa ROAD BLOCK!"

I'm sitting at my desk and supposed to be working on a really fun and awesome project, and instead have writer's block. So, like, give me an idea and I'll write a drabble to make my inspiration start flowing.

Buffy the Vampire Snack

I feel like I have two pimples on the right side of my neck very close to each other. Like I was bitten in the night by a vampire with a very thin jawline.