Had a Bad Day

Yesterday morning, I woke up on time (only hitting snooze once). I hopped out of bed, had a big glass of water, and hopped into the shower. Had a quick shower, and then hopped back out only to realize I had forgotten to bring in any towels.

The day just went downhill from there. But I did go out to lunch at Spice with some work ladies for prettykate's birthday. And I thought I was gonna haveta choke a bitch a few times, but somehow both of us survived.

Here's to today being better.

Casting Call

CASTING ALL TYPES OF WOMEN WHO WANT TO TAKE AN ADVENTURE!

Our friends over at ABC are casting women for this season of The Bachelor June 6th-13th in NYC. We are currently looking for upscale classy women who want to find their soul-mate! This season will be filmed in Rome, Italy with a real Italian Prince looking for his "Princess." If you're up for the adventure of a lifetime and ready to find true love in the most romantic city in the world, then call for an audition appointment now!

For more info check out
www.thebachelor.tv

Is it just me, or is it silly to ask for "upscale, classy women" to appear on a "trashy, trainwreck reality show"?

Casey and Sugar, a brief love story

Casey: Oh hey, it must be someone's birthday! [eats fruit]

Later
Casey: Awesome, cake! I'll get enough for everyone!
Everyone: No thanks.
Casey: I guess I'll eat these oreos, flan, cookies, and cake all by myself then so they don't go to waste!

Later
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Later
Casey: my head hurts i hate everything oh no i used up all my capital letters

The people in the

The people in the booth next to us are arguing over whether Central America and Australia are continents. I bite tongue.