Gems from my Subconsciou

Remembered from one of the many 10-minute dreams Ihad last night:

"Stop going on about lobster people. Everyone knows dreams are movies made of pigeons."

Sick needs to be over now.

Things YOu Learn When You Stay Home

Dear Roommate,

You're a man in your thirties blaring BackStreet Boys' "The Call" like it's awesome hardcore rock. Any future arguments or points of interest you may have are now null and void.

[EDIT] YOU'RE PLAYING IT ON REPEAT.