Weekend Update and the Nature of Happiness (and fuck you, Chicken Little)

Okay kids, 320 entries back and I only made it to Saturday morning. If anyone died, broke up, got married, fucked, made perfect poundcake, cured cancer, released a new album, got engaged to a furry, wrote essays about how fictional twins screwing each other is creator intent, or otherwise had a bitchin' disco time, give me a head's up, kthx?

There was lots of sleeping this weekend. Normally that isn't good, but I've been so stressed and busy and out all week that it's good to just lie back and drool all over myself and someone else. This was like a return to college studentdom weekend, as we slept till 2, ate bad food at innapropriate times, watched cartoons and anime and Japanese horror movies, played video games, and hung out at Rutgers. Dude, fucking huge dorm rooms. What the fuck.

( I CUT MYSELF SO I CAN FEEEEEEEL! )

Almost forgot!

Oh, and the dead Muppet is still there. At E. Kinney and NJ Railroad Ave. I swear I didn't dream it now.

Things Need Get Done

1. Organize living room now that it's full of your crap, and throw out trash accumulated from cleaning room for the first time ever apparently.

2. Transfer money from savings to checking before landlady gets around to cashing/receiving rent check.

3. Remove nail polish from all nails. No more yoga classes with me showing off big toes with grody mauve nail polish.

4. Bring in clean laundry from car. It's going to be permanently frozen in a folded state at this point, you lazy sod.

5. Call/email Kim and be all "Ahhhh! I've meant to call you back for three days now, I swear!"

6. Get Spaghettio pot out of jaina's sink, as it's been there almost a week and surely is growing grass. In the proud tradition of college trading, barter for return of dirty pot with a pair of her socks and her shirt and some Bleach.

7. Add pile of CDs to iTunes and clean off desk. Also put away loose CDs in proper cases. This should be done during/after #1.