The Snakes on the Plane Cause Mainly a lot of Pain

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FUNNIEST. THREAD. EVER. Snakes on a Plane 2: Planes on a Snake. Etc. They come up with about 20 sequels that are all highly amusing.

HOLY SMURFING SHIT!

The people of Belgium have been left reeling by the first adult-only episode of the Smurfs, in which the blue-skinned cartoon characters' village is annihilated by warplanes.

No. Really.

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For those of you who may not have been aware...I'm a greedy bitch

I'm trying to think of something good to do on my birthday. My friends are pretty much spread between South Jersey and New York, so there's no central place that's perfect for everyone. Also, there's that phobia of "OMG what if I throw a party and no one shows???" Also? Fucking January. Cold. WTF. Maybe we'll be in Ohayocon for my birthday and that will be fun.

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We've Already Got One! Note how I am living the Thug Life with my fo'ty 1pt 0.9fl.oz.

So Friday night, Kirk and I went to A Salt and Battery, a fish & chips place in the LES. There, he had a delicious Shandy Beer, which even I liked*. Saturday we made our way through the rain and flood to Wine Library to see if they carried it. No such luck. So while perusing every shelf of beer to see if perhaps it was misplaced**, I noticed a familiar insignia on a large single bottle.

"Monty Python's Holy Grail"

I have yet to drink it, as I think I'd like to share it with Kirk in the off chance it's awful, and we can share the nastiness together. Or perhaps I can pawn it off on him, as men like beer. I, as a woman, enjoy fruity and/or colorful things. Like Midori Sours. Mm, Ecto Cooler green.

But hee. This is how we do.

*And those of you who have seen my beer face know how much I enjoy a fine ____ (insert your favourite domestic beer brand here).
**For example, were you aware that Asahi is from Ireland? Me neither!

This is better than porn.

While shopping on teh intarwebs for Shandy Bass Beer, I stumbled upon Cadbury Drinking Chocolate.

...y'know, I just don't understand pro-ana people.