Entertain me!

So prettykate and zuppy28 are off doing important things for lunch, and the office is empty and dead because of Judaism, so this means dull lunch at my desk. ENTERTAIN ME, BITCHES! DANCE!

[EDIT] All is well now, as spuffylover24 just came over and shook her moneymaker for me. She has a nice moneymaker, too.

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Happy birthday, pinkscotch!

Man, lots of fall birthdays. People aren't supposed to get bored in the spring! Or maybe they were feeling romantic? WHERE DO ALL THESE BABIES COME FROM?

"Oh, what do you think about... ...literature?"

Click on "Insane" and then watch the "Behind the Scenes" clips. PURE GENIUS.

...well, okay, not genius, but there's a snarky British pop star in a robe. What more do you people want?

Open Letter to the Interwebs

Dear House LJ communities (houseicons, house_md):

I appreciate that so many of you have really awesome Photoshop skills. So much of the stuff you guys make is very pretty and has lovely text and really nice gradient effects.

That being said, it's House. We're not watching this show for the cinematography or the CG-zoom-through-the-body effects. We watch for the snark. If one more person posts an icon batch full of pretty character shots - or worse, another icon that says "Damaged" or "Broken" over a picture of Hugh Laurie - I am gonna start caning yo asses (see, it's funny, because it's a show about a guy with a cane).

In short, MAKE FUNNY HOUSE ICONS PLZKTHX.

Love,
Casey

GIP

Don't know who made it, but nesmith had it in her lj, and I stole proudly. Oh, Sue Jo.

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morgan78 was talking about updating her layout and I said, "Hey, I'm busy and could be doing something productive! Why not screw around with mine, too?"

Thus spake cuteness.

Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes.

Dude, these will have me just giggling to myself for at least a week. Thanks, aimlesscoyote!

Cybersex gone wrong

Goes without saying NSFW, ne?