Work Love #310

Copy machine is near the Online department, who I sort of kind of work for as they don't have their own assistant. I know they're currently working on a quiz for the website all about sexual fetishes.

B: ...pyrophilia.
Casey: ::leans back from copy machine towards his cube:: ...sex with fire?
B: ::checks research:: No, being aroused BY fire.
Casey: Ah. Okay then.

Shit like that breaks up the workday, I swear.

(no subject)

Dear Friday,

You are not going by nearly fast enough. I swear it's been 4pm, for, like, four hours. Also? It smells like Aqua Net by my desk. Double-yoo Tee Eff. Please schedule time with my assistant so we can discuss these issues.

Sincerely,
Casey