To all y'all - Spoiler policy

I don't like spoilers. I avoid them like the plague, or something similarly yucky. That being said, I'm a fast reader, and I plan on getting my copy of HP & HBP tomorrow, if not v. late tonight. If any of you so much as post a peep of a spoiler before I am done with the book (so, not until Monday then), I will rip out your liver and wear it as a jaunty beret, do you understand me?

Good.