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[Phone rings]
CASEY
Hi, this is Casey.

CASEYDADDY
Hi, honey, where have you been? You took off another day for a four-day weekend, and you didn't come home?

CASEY
Well, I took off the day because I had a doctor's appointment.

CASEYDADDY
Oh God, you're not pregnant, are you?

CASEY
NO.

CASEYDADDY
No Venereal diseases?

CASEY
No, Daddy.

CASEYDADDY
Thank God.

CASEY
[Pause}Is there a reason you called?

CASEYDADDY
Just wanted to see how you were doing.

CASEY
Fine. Just fine.

For Father's day, I should tell him I'm giving him a grandson (and if I told him that, I'd actually be giving him a heart attack).

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Two.

Ell oh ell. Oh man.

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