May. 18th, 2005

40cakes: (Fucking serious?)
Chaotic. Oh man. It's not that Britney is stupid, per se. Sometimes I feel bad for her: raised with no childhood, everything she says and does the subject of public scrutiny, forced to basically be a highly paid exotic dancer.

But you know what this show was? It was a silly 22-year old girl with a camera pissing around and asking her friends stupid questions and being a dork. Now, for friends and family and fans of Britney, I'm sure that makes for great television. Only it doesn't, not really. To top it off, the post production wasn't good either. When you're making a reality show about the courtship of a famous redneck and her bum beau, you do not need to waste the first half hour making sure we know who Britney Spears is. Trust me, that's the reason everyone's watching. We don't need the filler of her concert footage or her talking about how lonely she is on the road. Cut to the train wreck, diddy mao!

Also, up against House and I lack a Tivo and don't feel like watching one in the living room and taping the other in my bedroom. So I won't be catching this again.

However, if [livejournal.com profile] ohnotheydidnt or anyone else happens to have screencaps of the show, I think I'd like an icon that says "They look like boobs...but they're my knees!"

EDIT: Though I just remembered I'd like to thank Britney for making me feel better about myself and providing that useful reminder that it doesn't matter what you know, it's who you know and how big their airbrush is. Cuz ohmahgah y'all, didja see the pores and pockmarks on her fayce?! She has two chins, too! Right? cah!

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40cakes: (HOLY FUCKING SHIT BITCH)
"Forwarded" from [livejournal.com profile] cheekybaby XD

=^..^=

>To: LJ friends
>From: Jenn
>Re: New slang

>Dear LJ Readers,

>Per my coworker/friend Nicole, the latest slang term for >white trash is Federline.

>For instance, "Did you see that Federline on Springer? >Nice fat roll, babe."

>Please spread the word. Thanks!

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