Stolen from irenak, as is the nature of the Circle of Life

Angel or Spike?
Angelus!

Buffy or Willow?
BtVS holds a special place in my heart because the Scoobys were in the same graduating class as me (Yes, I know they're fictional characters, but you know what I mean - they grew up in reality time. Every new season was a new school year, as opposed to 90210, where I think it took 6 years for everyone to graduate from high school). So as unpopular geeks go, I identified more with Willow. Until college, when I caught the show less and less and Willow became powerful and crazy, and then fulfilled the "Earth-loving Lesbian Witch" role.

Fred or Cordelia?
...I like Fred NOW. That's she's dead. And an ancient demon god is using her body.

Xander or Oz?
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DON'T MAKE ME CHOOOOOOSE!!!!!!

Lilah or Lindsey?
Again, with the making me choose. I love them both for very different reasons. Lilah was kickass and snarky and I wish she were still on. But I think Lindsey should have his own spin-off. Where he's naked.

With me.

Giles or Joyce?
Joyce was a great TV Mom, as those go. But Giles rules. Especially when you watch the extras on the Buffy: Chaos Bleeds video game, and Anthony Stewart Head gets a very frightened look on his face when he talks about BtVS fanfic.

Wesley or Gunn?
Wesley. For starting out as sexy British comic relief and turning into sexy British crazy man.

Anya or Tara?
Anya, no question.

Connor or Dawn?
I felt Connor spent too much time being angsty. And I've seen more of Dawn, so I like her more better.

Kate or Jenny?
I took me forever to figure out who the fuck Jenny is. Then I realized "Ms. Calendar!" Jenny was awesome.

Darla or Drusilla?
Oh, Dru. Come back and make Spike evil and I'll like him better than Angel again.

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Who is the best couple?

Buffy w/Angel, Spike, Riley, Parker, or Scott?
Sigh. Angel.

Angel w/Buffy, Fred, Cordelia, Eve, Darla or Drusilla?
I like the werewolf chick (Nina?). But see above answer. Buffy. Once her cookies are done, of course.

Fred w/Wesley, Gunn, Angel, Spike, or Knox?
WILLOW! Course, doesn't matter now that she's dead. YAY!

Xander w/Willow, Anya, Cordelia or Inca Mummy Girl?
Oh, I loved Xander and Anya. Why didn't Andrew die instead? SNIFF.

Willow w/Xander, Oz, Tara or Kennedy?
I heart Oz and Willow.

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Some questions about Buffy.

What is your favorite overall episode?
Surprise. In case you didn't know, I have a thing for villains.

What episode did you cry the most in?
The Body. I can't remember BtVS making me cry otherwise.

What episode do you wish you could erase?
Anything that appeared on UPN.

Who is your favorite character?
Anya. She came on as a throwaway villain of the day for one really neat episode, and then surprisingly worked her way into the Scoobies, and I'm glad.

Who is your least favorite character?
Kennedy. If season seven had been a fanfic, Kennedy would have been the Mary Sue. "OMG this is my story about a potential named Kennedy! She's strong! And smart! And sassy! And she loves Willow and helps her become a super witch! R&R!"

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Some questions about Angel.

What is your favorite overall episode?
Smile Time XD Also, I Will Remember You or whatever the name of the S1 ep is where Angel's human and he and Buffy spend the day boinking.

Who is your least favorite character?
I thought I'd let everyone know that my TWOP shirt arrived, and I'm wearing a long-sleeved T that says "Shut up, Spike."

What episode were you most surprised by?
I really don't have an answer for this one. I haven't watched enough of Angel, and though I'm really really unspoiled, nothing really surprises me.

If Angel and Spike had a rematch, would Spike still win?
What are they fighting over?

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While chatting with Lady Shadowcat, she mentioned a policy she applies to reviewing - "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all."

I was browsing FFN, and realized if I take her advice, I'm only reviewing fics for my friends and Yma. It's safe to say I'm on speaking terms with almost every good author in the fandom, right? (Or as we say at cons, "I wonder if anything good was posted to ffn this weekend. Dur, of course not! WE'RE ALL HERE!")

"A bit of background may be required. This is set in my Happyverse – a few of the events from the show did take place, but everyone is alive, everyone is much less filled with angst, vengeance, and general mental problems, and Vash and Legato are on – gasp – speaking terms! Or at least drinking terms. Crazy."

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The mind, it boggles.

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I was reading my livejournal, and my dad came into the room.

"What's this you're looking at now?"

"...My livejournal."

"What's with the dancer on the side?"

"(snicker) That's the background."

"Sure it is. Whatever, goodnight."

So now my dad thinks I'm a perv. Which, I mean, he was going to find out anyway probably, but now he knows for the wrong reason.

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