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Heh. I think that's the first and only time I'll say the word "fetish" in a cover letter.

By the way, crisischick81 or prettykate, should you get emails asking about my writing talents, let them know I'm smart and professional and would not at all be giggly about reviewing porn? Please?

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Je ne parlais pas francais. Je suis Americaine chien.

1. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog is not funny. He insults people, and says "poop." I weep for the starving artists of the world.

2. He has been doing this for quite a while, so the novelty of a cigar-smoking foul-mouthed dog hand puppet has well worn off.

So don't people realize no one pays attention to anything he says unless someone whines about it and it makes the news?

(Yeah, I know this is a little old. But still.)

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Because this is possibly the most incorrect a quiz has ever been.

You're Asexual!
You're not into the whole "sex with other
people" scene. Some might call you a
prude. (PRUDE!!) You just don't have a strong
attraction to either sex really... ... that...
or you just can't get none. :P


What is my sexual orientation?
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So far, my guzzlefish collection is over $2,000. And I'm not halfway done. OMG WTF.

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Letters from the Wasteland. For those of you who have wondered, "What would happen if Vash, who can't even hold his alcohol, was a hardcore morphine junkie?"

I hate those of you who have wondered, by the way.

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