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1. WHAT WAS THE FIRST RECORD YOU OWNED?: First record? No idea. I remember loving my Mom's LP of Janis Joplin's Pearl, and my first CD was one of Paula Abdul's...
2. WHAT WAS THE FIRST RECORD YOU EVER BOUGHT?: Uh....we would have lived in Florida at the time I started buying my own albums, so probably something country. Yes, that's right. Country.
3. IF YOU HAD SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX COMING OVER AND YOU WANTED TO IMPRESS THEM, WHICH CDS WOULD YOU HIDE?: Let me get this straight: A sex goddess such as myself is in the room, and I'm supposed to believe that this "man" is paying attention to my music? Pah.
4. IS THERE A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU MOST OF YOUR CHILDHOOD?: "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin. My fave song on the album.
5. IF YOU COULD SPEND A NIGHT WITH FIVE MUSICAL ARTISTS - THREE FOR THEIR MINDS AND TWO
FOR THEIR BODIES - WHO WOULD THEY BE?:
minds:
Michael Nesmith
Dave Matthews (just to see exactly how much of a mind he has)
Weird Al
bodies:
Jian Ghomeshi of Moxy Früvous
Enrique Iglesias (but only if he speaks Spanish in bed)
6. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT SONG WOULD PLAY OVER THE FOLLOWING:
*** OPENING CREDITS: Bitch by Meredith Brooks
*** LOVE SCENE: 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago. If Susan wasn't too drunk that night, she might remember why. I know I was drunk enough to say something aloud.
(realises that statement sounds very strange) Ahem. I said something aloud due to drunkenness, and if Susan wasn't very drunk, she would remember aforementioned drunken comment. There.
*** DRIVING SCENE THAT CONSISTS MAINLY OF FLASHBACKS AND LOVE LOST: Someday We'll Know by New Radicals
*** CLOSING CREDITS: Firestarter by Prodigy
*** ANY OTHER SCENES?: Heh. Any movie based on my life will be animated by Madhouse Studios. So let's fill in the rest with J-Rock. Performed by Koyasu Takehito.
7. IF APPLICABLE, NAME A SONG OR CONCERT THAT MOVED YOU TO TEARS:
What is this salty discharge coming from my eyes?
8. WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY? SAD? UPSET?:
I just put on my Winamp Playlist. Music cures all ills.
9. NAME ONE MUSICAL ARTIST YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BANISHED: Anyone who is a real musical artist should not be banished. Anyone who falsely refers to themselves as such should be sucked into a black hole where they are perpetually folded in half, down to the last quark and lepton.
10. NAME ONE MUSICAL GENRE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BANISHED: You honestly believe there are still musical genres? That's so cute.
11. NAME A SONG YOU WOULD RATHER HEAR NEVER AGAIN: I promise to rain death down upon the next DJ that plays anything by Creed.
12. WHAT NOW-DEFUNCT BAND WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE REUNITE (LIVING OR DEAD)?: Milli Vanilli. Oh you know that would be entertaining.
13. NAME AN ALBUM THAT IS PERFECT ALL THE WAY THROUGH - NO FILLER, NO BAD STUFF: Moxy Früvous - Thornhill
14. MUSIC YOU LIKE THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED A GUILTY PLEASURE: Sailor Moon dub album
15. IF YOUR MUSIC COLLECTION WAS ABOUT TO GO UP IN FLAMES, WHICH FIVE CD'S WOULD YOU
SAVE?: Ha. I'd grab my portable CD tote that currently holds about 20 CDs. Bitch.
16. IS THERE A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR A SITUATION YOU'VE BEEN IN SO WELL THAT YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN IT?: Meredith Brooks, Bitch
17. WHICH UNDERRATED ARTIST DESERVES MORE ATTENTION?: Moxy Früvous!
18. HAS A SONG OR ARTIST CHANGED YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY? IF SO, HOW? Uh...uhm...no.
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK?: Trigun first and second donuts
20. BEST MUSIC-RELATED MOVIE: Personal fave is Moulin Rouge
21. WHAT WOULD YOUR DREAM BAND BE?:
*** VOCALS: Janis Joplin
*** GUITARS: Me!
*** BASS: BlueMon
*** DRUMS: Chadley
*** PIANO: Jim Steinman
22. DO YOU MISS THE DAYS WHEN MTV USED TO, LIKE, SHOW VIDEOS AND STUFF?: Nope, because my parents were cool enough to make 2 6 hour video tapes full of 80's videos.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME VIDEO?: Ben Folds' "Rockin the Suburbs"
24. CURRENT FAVORITE RADIO HIT: No Doubt's "Hella Good"
25. DO YOU SING OR PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?: Kazoo counts. Right?
*** BONUS QUESTION: IS PAUL REALLY DEAD? IS STING?: ONEIXHEDIE. And no, Sting is not dead you stupid shit. Don't even ask that. Neither is Phil Collins.
2. WHAT WAS THE FIRST RECORD YOU EVER BOUGHT?: Uh....we would have lived in Florida at the time I started buying my own albums, so probably something country. Yes, that's right. Country.
3. IF YOU HAD SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX COMING OVER AND YOU WANTED TO IMPRESS THEM, WHICH CDS WOULD YOU HIDE?: Let me get this straight: A sex goddess such as myself is in the room, and I'm supposed to believe that this "man" is paying attention to my music? Pah.
4. IS THERE A SONG THAT REMINDS YOU MOST OF YOUR CHILDHOOD?: "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin. My fave song on the album.
5. IF YOU COULD SPEND A NIGHT WITH FIVE MUSICAL ARTISTS - THREE FOR THEIR MINDS AND TWO
FOR THEIR BODIES - WHO WOULD THEY BE?:
minds:
Michael Nesmith
Dave Matthews (just to see exactly how much of a mind he has)
Weird Al
bodies:
Jian Ghomeshi of Moxy Früvous
Enrique Iglesias (but only if he speaks Spanish in bed)
6. IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT SONG WOULD PLAY OVER THE FOLLOWING:
*** OPENING CREDITS: Bitch by Meredith Brooks
*** LOVE SCENE: 25 or 6 to 4 by Chicago. If Susan wasn't too drunk that night, she might remember why. I know I was drunk enough to say something aloud.
(realises that statement sounds very strange) Ahem. I said something aloud due to drunkenness, and if Susan wasn't very drunk, she would remember aforementioned drunken comment. There.
*** DRIVING SCENE THAT CONSISTS MAINLY OF FLASHBACKS AND LOVE LOST: Someday We'll Know by New Radicals
*** CLOSING CREDITS: Firestarter by Prodigy
*** ANY OTHER SCENES?: Heh. Any movie based on my life will be animated by Madhouse Studios. So let's fill in the rest with J-Rock. Performed by Koyasu Takehito.
7. IF APPLICABLE, NAME A SONG OR CONCERT THAT MOVED YOU TO TEARS:
What is this salty discharge coming from my eyes?
8. WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO WHEN YOU ARE HAPPY? SAD? UPSET?:
I just put on my Winamp Playlist. Music cures all ills.
9. NAME ONE MUSICAL ARTIST YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BANISHED: Anyone who is a real musical artist should not be banished. Anyone who falsely refers to themselves as such should be sucked into a black hole where they are perpetually folded in half, down to the last quark and lepton.
10. NAME ONE MUSICAL GENRE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE BANISHED: You honestly believe there are still musical genres? That's so cute.
11. NAME A SONG YOU WOULD RATHER HEAR NEVER AGAIN: I promise to rain death down upon the next DJ that plays anything by Creed.
12. WHAT NOW-DEFUNCT BAND WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO SEE REUNITE (LIVING OR DEAD)?: Milli Vanilli. Oh you know that would be entertaining.
13. NAME AN ALBUM THAT IS PERFECT ALL THE WAY THROUGH - NO FILLER, NO BAD STUFF: Moxy Früvous - Thornhill
14. MUSIC YOU LIKE THAT COULD BE CONSIDERED A GUILTY PLEASURE: Sailor Moon dub album
15. IF YOUR MUSIC COLLECTION WAS ABOUT TO GO UP IN FLAMES, WHICH FIVE CD'S WOULD YOU
SAVE?: Ha. I'd grab my portable CD tote that currently holds about 20 CDs. Bitch.
16. IS THERE A SONG THAT DESCRIBES YOU OR A SITUATION YOU'VE BEEN IN SO WELL THAT YOU COULD HAVE WRITTEN IT?: Meredith Brooks, Bitch
17. WHICH UNDERRATED ARTIST DESERVES MORE ATTENTION?: Moxy Früvous!
18. HAS A SONG OR ARTIST CHANGED YOUR LIFE IN ANY WAY? IF SO, HOW? Uh...uhm...no.
19. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK?: Trigun first and second donuts
20. BEST MUSIC-RELATED MOVIE: Personal fave is Moulin Rouge
21. WHAT WOULD YOUR DREAM BAND BE?:
*** VOCALS: Janis Joplin
*** GUITARS: Me!
*** BASS: BlueMon
*** DRUMS: Chadley
*** PIANO: Jim Steinman
22. DO YOU MISS THE DAYS WHEN MTV USED TO, LIKE, SHOW VIDEOS AND STUFF?: Nope, because my parents were cool enough to make 2 6 hour video tapes full of 80's videos.
23. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALL-TIME VIDEO?: Ben Folds' "Rockin the Suburbs"
24. CURRENT FAVORITE RADIO HIT: No Doubt's "Hella Good"
25. DO YOU SING OR PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?: Kazoo counts. Right?
*** BONUS QUESTION: IS PAUL REALLY DEAD? IS STING?: ONEIXHEDIE. And no, Sting is not dead you stupid shit. Don't even ask that. Neither is Phil Collins.
