Quotesness

Sue: So, what's Rob been doing?
Me: Dunno. Sleeping. Playing video games. Hanging out with Jess and Rian. And if Rian's there, Juan by association.
KO: That would be a great band name!
Sue and Me: What would?
KO: "Juan By Association." You could just go by "JBA."
Me: And that backwards is "A BJ."
KO: Even better!

Berk: dood
Cooper: "dood" backwards and upside down is "poop"

Me: My credit card company says all my money has gone to Paypal.
WickedTigerLily: ha ha. you porn freak.
Me: O:-) third cousin of Midvalley, twice removed.
WTL: Yeah, that's some halo you got there.
WTL: It looks like 2 horns stuck end to end.
WTL: badly glued together and colored over with crayola.

Me: Stop licking the towel! Ew, bad cat!

Random Customer Man: Excuse me, could you measure my neck?

Okay, so the last two are funny only to me, but still. It's my journal. Bugger off.

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