Inspired by prettykate

[40cakes]

Friends, I tell you this because I care.

Britney Spears must be stopped. She and her "husband" are making a mockery of our most sacred institution, marriage. Gleefully and drunkenly, they married, only to separate as quickly as possible. These two are out to devastate our society by destroying the union that holds us together as human beings - marriage. Marriage must be limited to serious men and women who will understand their vows and take them seriously: till death do them part.

Thus, I have started this petition to continue to recognize the marriage of Jason and Britney Alexander until death do them part. America's children may otherwise be influenced by the idea of disposable marriage, and hold copycat ceremonies.

Stop Britney now!

Comments

[kannaophelia.livejournal.com]

Hee. I got second signature.

And dear, that entire thing cracked me up.

[crisischick81.livejournal.com]

Can I start a petition over the fact that I'm insulted that she married one "Jason Alexander"? Heathen lies, I tell you!!!!

[arafel.livejournal.com]

This problem would be solved quickly if only we had a howitzer. Alas, we can only dream.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Actually, I think it would make a wacky sitcom. They could show it on FOX and call it "Not That Innocent!"

"George Costanza and Britney Spears accidentally get hitched one night in Las Vegas! In this wildly funny new sitcom, they put up with each other until they can get an annulment. But are they slowly falling for each other? Expect lots of visits from Newman, now a marriage counselor!"

>^..^