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[40cakes]

I would like to witness to y'all about the wonders of Vanilla Pepsi.

It is good.

That's all.

>^..^

Comments

[leadfill.livejournal.com]

better than vanilla coke?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Totally. I had to build up a taste for Vanilla Coke. This one I instantly lurved.

>^..^

Witnessing?

[carpdeus.livejournal.com]

<smiles gently> You call that witnessing? Just saying "It is good"? Naw, now here, let me show you how it's done...

<stepping onto a soap box and gesticulating wildly to the crowd> BRO-thahs and sisTAHS, are you TI-erd of the same old, same old drink? <pointing to an offending red can with white stripes> YOU there. When was the last time you gave your mouth something VAL-U-AH-BULL to taste? I would wager, brother, that your mouth would divorce you on the G-rounds of taste boredom if it were possible.

<whirling to point to the Osmonds holding Pepsi Twist cans> And YOU! Claiming to be for something new when we all know that you haven't had anything exciting happen since Ozzy mistook you for his kids.

<turning to the general crowd> Now, PEE-pull, do you want to know the secret to getting a little ex-CITE-ment in your lives? How to break the boredom of ho-hum drinks? <as the crowd begins to nod> Do ya? <as the crowd begins to respond verbally>I said, Do YA? I can't hear you... Are you RE-ally ready to ex-CITE your taste buds and re-energize your life? <as the crowd hits fever pitch> Ye-es, you are, aren't you? Ye-es, I can feel it. Do you want to FE-el it, brothahs and sistahs? Yes, join me NOW and get a Vanilla Pepsi, the COOL and re-FRESH-ing drink that will sate your need for something NEW in your life.

Ye-es, come on up and try one and your life will NE-vah be the SAME again. Give me a Hall-ah-lew-yah! Let me hear it! Yes, life is good with Vanilla Pepsi.

Now, if I actually liked either pepsi or vanilla pepsi I would probably be more fervent but <smiles> several years of preaching revival did teach me how to witness ;)

Peace

-J <--- making note that I now owe fadingembers a vanilla pepsi

Re: Witnessing?

[leadfill.livejournal.com]

wow.

i now want vanilla pepsi.


really really bad.

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

I just saw that at the store today. I'll have to go back and grab a can now, just to see if it's good.

[kittytreats.livejournal.com]

:P I like vanilla coke better mwhahahaha

[gecko32899.livejournal.com]

It was cool. I still like the Vanilla Coke better, but it's ok.