Celebrity Sightings

[40cakes]

Today was hectic, but I saw THREE psuedo-celebrities today! THREE!

This morning, this guy:



was talking to this chick:



at a table in front of this little cafe. Then when I was walking Kirk out (eeeee more on that later), I saw this guy!



WHOA.

Comments

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Is that Molly Shannon? I don't recognize the other guys. My celeb-fu is weak.

[(Anonymous)]

You aren't the only one. I only recognized Molly as well.

[brandawg.livejournal.com]

Is that Dave Foley with a wig or Ken Burns?

[sache.livejournal.com]

DUDE! It's Iron Chef America Mario Batali! That is so awesome. Only way that would've been cooler was if it were one of the original Iron Chefs, like Morimoto. HAH. ROCK.

I also know Molly Shannon but I have no idea who that first person is.

[valorously.livejournal.com]

Mario Batali!!!

Ugh... I am such a FoodTV nerd.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Judging from the file name, it's Ken Burns. I have no idea who the fuck Ken Burns is.

[sache.livejournal.com]

Same

[flyinglobster.livejournal.com]

See, I don't know about Ken Burns... yeah, he might be cool and talk about baseball, but on the other hand, he might spend 80 hours talking about Civil War minutae. I don't know if I could handle that.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Huh. Lj logged me out. Go fig.

[instagrat.livejournal.com]

I'm not really starstruck ever, but man would I love to meet Molly and/or Mario.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Ah, so you are miss Mysterious Commenter.

[sarcasticval.livejournal.com]

Bwhahahaha! *swirls around cloak*

[ciaoenrico.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'll take a shot...

1) Dr. Laura Schessinger

2) The girl who played, "Jerri" on The Facts of Life,

3) Jay Mohr six months after beating his coke addiction.

What do I win?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It's you! I didn't recognize you in the fake mustache and glasses!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Ken Burns! It took me a double take, mostly because the first take was, "I KNOW I know that guy!"

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Ken Burns made big mclarge huge documentaries about the Civil War and Baseball, shown on PBS.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

FoodTV is in the same building as me, so we see chefs every now and then. Maybe more often than I know, since I'd only recognize Mario and Emeril.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Or maybe he describes every nook and cranny of the scone in talking about his love for it.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I see Julianne Moore a lot, and Molly's usually around every morning. Mario works here!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

Actually, they're all Ann Coulter. And she would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for us meddling kids.

[(Anonymous)]

Ann Coulter? Did they photoshop off the three 6s on her forehead or something?

[instagrat.livejournal.com]

You work with Mario? Where in the hell do you work?

[instagrat.livejournal.com]

Oh, forget it ... I misunderstood ... you didn't mean to suggest "here" was your place of employment.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

No, no..our offices are in the same building, I meant. I work in the same building where Food Network is located, and we share a floor. I've bumped into Emeril and his ring of bodyguards a lot more than I expected.