Poll! Because it's Thursday, and what do you expect me to do? WORK?

[40cakes]

[Poll #655531]

Comments

[prettykate.livejournal.com]

What DID happen to your ovary?

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

It was normal I guess. They said the test would be at my doctor's in 4 days, so I waited and got no word from my doctor. I called and they said it takes about 2 weeks (!) for her to get the report and check everything out and I'll get a letter. 3 weeks later I called back because I had no letter and no contact, and the nurse pulled my chart and said "Oh, everything's fine!"

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you know this, but "morning cup of poll" sounds vaguely dirty. :)

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have it any other way, baby!

Wait, what page was that darling little morning fact on? I can't believe I forgot "sperm" as one of the choices for morning drink!

[cheekybaby.livejournal.com]

Ah, crap.... page 82? Hang on, actually.....

Wow, fine call -- page 82. :)

You're in Lauren's LJ sidebar f-list, code name "Page 82." I am "Mental Sex Jenn." :)

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

You shouldnt drink all that crap its bad for you!
Now I'm gonna go shoot up in the bathroom and smoke a ciggerette b4 i start work

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

I love that I can speculate about your ovaries first thing in the morning and actually have a reason.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

You think that's bad? I ate a baby for breakfast!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh, it doesn't count when it's your own.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

You know, why can't we have a community vice restroom? Then everyone could join together, regardless of gender, and do drugs! It's like the canteen, only illegal!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

IT WAS YOUR BABY, CASEY!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

HEE! Now I feel all special.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Everyone speculates about my ovaries. They each have their own blogs, and there's off-track betting daily as to their various states.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

No wonder I didn't sleep well last night!

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Which one is the angsty Goth vampire wanna-be who writes bad poetry?

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but did you eat the placenta? That's where all the vitamins are.

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

Zomg tea. My fiance gave me a tea-sampler of 20 different kinds for christmas and I've been enjoying most of them. The herbal teas aren't really my thing, but there was an African Rooibos that was especially good. Not sure if I'm spelling that right.

[dialogue.livejournal.com]

not only that, it's placentalicious!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

The best part of the placenta is cold placenta sandwiches the next day. Mm-mm.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

For an instant, I read that as "zombie tea." It's flesh-licious!

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Delicious and Nutrious!
They are good with some cream cheese on a Trsicuit!

[jaina.livejournal.com]

I slept great cuz I went to bed early and I didn't wake up because I had to pee like usual and I was STILL TIRED IN THE MORNING. I demand a refund.

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Your mom.

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

Actually, last I checked there wasn't any poetry to be found.

I'm a little surprised that you didn't mention this in your LJ. Where did you get the $14m?

[jaina.livejournal.com]

Well it's not like I'm getting some anywhere else.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Are there hookers there too?

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

I'm not surprised. Who can afford $14m? Although, I have to admit that at that price, I kinda wanna hit it just to know what a $14m piece of Jaina is like. o_o

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

 

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[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

OMG SO CUTE ZOMBIE HAMSTER

[chaosblue.livejournal.com]

OHHHH, so that's what it is. ^^;;;

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I am disappointed by the lack of Coke on this poll.

But the answer is always caffiene.

[emperorko.livejournal.com]

That train question would've been funnier if a westbound train out of Chicago and an eastbound train out of Philly weren't traveling in OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! ;)

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Wait... coffee without caffeine? God, girl, it's far too early to be disturbing me like that!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

That was the point! :) Besides, the eastbound Philly train ain't gettin too far before it hits polluted ocean.

[emperorko.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah?! Well, that Chicago train won't get far before it hits, like, empty corn fields in Iowa, and Isaac and Malachai feed it to He Who Walks Behind the Rows.

[lightningspark.livejournal.com]

having coffee without caffeine is like having sex without an orgasm.

[flyinglobster.livejournal.com]

Uh, the giant, mutated crayfish with seven eyes who lives off the coast of Brigantine is probably gonna take issue with your claims the Jersey shore is polluted. And he's a cranky motherfucker.

[rashaka.livejournal.com]

The only reason I'll touch coffee is for the caffeine. For caffeine and essay-writing.