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[40cakes]

All of you need to shut the fuck up before I choke a bitch. Not that you don't already sound like you're being choked or something. No more talking, no more "singing." Just stop. Stop. This is not entertainment, this is torture on Spanish Inquisition level. Michael Palin is about to bust through the door in nice red robes and announce that his primary weapon is surprise, fear and surprise.

Comments

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

I was all wondering like, "What is she listening to that could cause so much strife?" And then I saw your music and was like, "Oh."

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

"Music". Hee.

[morgan78.livejournal.com]

It's a veritable parade of freaks.
The suntan girl? OMFG.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

The suntan girl! Forget the Ukranian; SHE needed subtitles.

[nothingjerk.livejournal.com]

Im kinda glad I decided to watch Scrubs instead

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's no kinda about it. Be very, very, very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very glad.

[arafel.livejournal.com]

I never fail to be amazed by the sheer number of people who think they can sing. It's comparable to the number of people who think they write good fanfic.

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

That's pretty much the comparison jaina made. However, my hearing is better than my eyesight, and OH GOD OW OW OW SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SOMEONE SHOOT IT IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US

SAT time, kids!

[k-diddy.livejournal.com]

"Music" is to "American Idol" as "home" is to:

A) Kitchen
B) Bathroom
C) Front porch
D) The flaming bag of dog doo on your front porch

Re: SAT time, kids!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

E) A shoddy scribble of a square with a triangular roof that says "hoam" on it, written in disappearing ink, shoved in one's face by someone insisting it's a truly wonderful and innovative home and everyone else has one and is happy and loves it why can't you just try it?

[flyinglobster.livejournal.com]

Bring out... THE COMFY CHAIR!

[fadingembers.livejournal.com]

And now...THE THROW PILLOWS! Take that! And THAT!