Everybody in my room gettin' tipsy

[40cakes]

So thanks to Christmas, I have approximately a GAJILLION bottles of wine/champagne in my house*. Kirk and I always mean to crack one open and have cheese and crackers and pretend we're high falutin' wine and cheese and cracker people as we fart and play video games, but we haven't much. So today I opened the bottle of Italian champagne my boss gave us (or sparkling wine or whatever you and your god call it) and cut up some slices of muenster and laid out some little wheat crackers and set down to play Maple Story and watch Ripping Yarns vol. 1.

I'm a wee bit drunk. And I'm not entirely sure where the cork from the bottle went. Oops.

*May actually be 3.