Getting drink on, part 2

[40cakes]

We had a water balloon fight at Alicia's latest party. Was fun, if not bruising. Decided to do same thing at this party.

However, Alicia's party was full of fun loving kids. Mark's party was full of gangsta thugs. When we tossed balloons into the dancing masses, instead of hearing giggles and screams, and having more balloons thrown back, an empty glass bottle was thrown, and we heard shouts of "Yo, man, who threw dat shit? I's gonna fuck dem up! Yo, fuckin' tell me who threw dat!"

We decided to put the balloons away.

Mark has a pool in his backyard. No one really went near it, as we are unsure what was inside. It looked like water...

After Nancy has been complaining about Rich forever, the guys decide that since he can't be assaulted with water balloons, they should grab him and toss him in the pool. They do so.

Rich surfaces and looks kinda pissed. For reasons unknown, Chris, another security guy at the party, takes a running leap into the pool. With his cell phone in his pocket. When he comes out, he looks at it and says, "Oh, shit, it's dead."

Since the guys are all wet, some of the girls decide a dip in the pool would be fun. At first, it's just two or three girls jumping in to be stupid. But since mass hypnosis is very real, suddenly every girl at the party minus Casey has leapt into the pool. Yes, every girl. The same girls who, not ten minutes ago, were bitching that they had been slightly splashed by a water balloon, and were furiously drying off their clothes.

Well, since they don't want their clothes to get any more wet, they all start stripping. Yup, the ladies of Boscov's gone wild. Whoo whoo.

I say, "Well, that's my cue to leave."

The end.

Damn parties.

Did I mention that what appeared to be the rec room of Mark's parents' house (the room right next to his son's) reeked of marijuana?

>^..^