Things that make a little frump like me want to go into fashion

At Margaret Nicole, you can purchase darling little knit handbags and clutches at upwards of $150.

One of my coworkers came in with a purse exactly like them that her mom knit for her in a weekend. We told her she should sell it on eBay as a "Margaret Nicole original" for $100 ("I'm taking a price cut to get rid of it but I need the money!")

Skool

Rowan sent me a postcard asking to update my info with them for some ginormous alumni catalog. I totally should've gone Urbaniak and made up a company name then said I was CEO and President of it. Shit. Oh well, if any of you get it, you'll see me listed as a Production Assistant. Boo hiss.