On this date in 1982, two women with silly names were born. Obviously, the distinct possibility exists that these women later changed their names, but still. Coincidence.
Sniffles have seemingly ceased since being inside at work. WTF universe? I NEVER get sick! NEVER! And now TWICE this year? Maybe it's the eighth floor. I'm allergic to promos.
Have been drinking tea and water, and now have a steaming bowl of hot chicken noodle soup. Yum! Tonight I'll probably clean the bathroom when I get home, and maybe I'll inhale enough Comet to cure what ails me. I can snort that stuff through a straw right off a mirror, right?