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I like the eBay commercials. Like when the little kid leaves his toy boat at the beach, and 30 years later it turns up on a fishing boat and on eBay and the middle aged dude finds his childhood memories. Yay!

I want to be on an eBay commercial, but I just can't imagine how they would make buying pornographic japanese comics sentimental.

>^..^

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I'm going out Christmas Shoppingtoday. I've been hoarding some wishlists in my Memories, so if you've been looking for a mutual friend's list, check there. (If you posted a list and I haven't added it, remind me :)

>^..^

Snicker.

Your LJ Harem
LJ Username
Punishment Tool of Choice	BullwhipFloggerRiding CropPaddleBeltMy strong bare handOrgasms until they can't walkMaking them watch me throw a futile impotent tantrum
You restrain your slaves by	Locking them in a cageChaining them to a St Andrews CrossStocksJapanese rope bondageBlindfold,handcuffs and a gagTied to the bed with silk scarvesMy peircing stare and commanding voiceBegging and offering money
Prefered form of service	Sex of coursePrivate stripping and danceMassageMaid serviceSextrataryAnything that makes people jealous of me
Secondary favorite service	Uhhhh...More sex..duhPrivate stripping and danceMassageMaid serviceSextrataryAnything that makes people jealous of me
Number of slaves in Harem	514
Bodyguard who makes sure nobody touches your slaves	taco_geek
Favorite slave who is in charge of the others	agentjuana
Bratty slave who needs constant dicipline	jaina
Is not in your harem but secretly wants to be	angstymcgoth
Devotion and obedience level of your harem - 65%
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