Jun. 3rd, 2004

40cakes: (me!)
Instructions.
1. copy this whole list into your journal.
2. bold the things that are true about you.
3. anything you don't bold is false.



01. When I was younger I made some bad decisions.
02. I don't watch much TV these days. (To clarify - I don't watch much TV other than the network where I work)
03. I love psychodelic mushrooms.
04. I love sleeping.
05. I have loads of books.

06. I once slept in a toilet.
07. I love playing video games.
08. I adore marijuana.
09. I watch porn movies.
10. I watch them with my father.
11. I like sharks.
12. I love spiders.
13. I was born without hair and I still have no hair.
14. I like George Bush.
15. People are cool. Some of them, some of the time.
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
17. I have jacuzzi and a Porsche.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I carry my knife everywhere with myself.
20. I’m smart.
21. I’ve never broken someone’s bones.
22. I have a secret.
23. I hate snow.
(Depends...do I have to drive in it?)
24. I drink only milk.
25. Punk rock rules.
26. I hate Bill Gates!
27. I love Chinese food.
28. I would hate to be famous. (No, but I’d sure hate to be worldwide, “can’t-leave-the-house-without-being-mobbed” famous.)
29. I am not a morning person.
30. I wear glasses.

31. I don’t need glasses.
32. I have potential.
33. You only have one race.

34. My legs are two different sizes.
35. I have a twin.
36. I wear a padded bra. Cos they’re great!
37. I can ramble on about absolutely nothing.
38. I’m left-handed.
39. I hate llamas, but I’m one of them.
40. I don’t like horror movies.
41. I suck at climbing.
42. People hate me usually. (Go ahead, tap into my already fragile insecurities)
43. I like pop music. (I'll go with [livejournal.com profile] nesmith here: "(Depends on the decade.)" )
45. I hate parking fines. (Really, who doesn't?)
46. I know the National Anthem of my country by heart.
47. I know more than two languages.
48. I spend too much time on my computer.
49. I often want to throw my computer out the window.

50. I live on the first floor.
51. I don’t like chocolate.
52. I’d like to be more original.
53. I’ve lied before.
54. Cocks are my favorite birds.
55. I want to conquer the world.
56. I wonder what happens when you die.
57. I’ve read all books about Harry Potter.

58. I want to eat your dog.
59. I love to exercise.
60. I hate science with a passion.
61. I like to write.
62. I like changes.

63. I hate going to class.
64. I am afraid to die.
65. I hate dish washing.
66. My hair is long, brown, and curly.

67. My nails are nine inches long.
68. One of my favorite colors is black.
69. I like to sleep on the floor.

70. I am hopeless at cooking.
71. I sucked my thumb when I was little.
72. I should be doing something else rather than writing this.
73. I am online a lot.

74. I hate government.
75. I don’t have a girlfriend. I don’t have a boyfriend either.
76. I’m too nice for my own good.
77. I love to read, I read as much as I can.
78. I don’t trust newspapers.
79. I sometimes like arguing.

80. I live in a lagoon. (I WISH!)
81. I clean my room once a month.
82. I’m scared of american fast food.

83. I am prying open my third eye.
84. I love Mozambique.
85. I don’t trust any religion.
86. I used to play with barbies.
87. I wanted to be a super hero when I was little. (...when I was little? I was supposed to stop?)
88. I like listening to wind chimes.
89. I’m very disorganized.

90. My hair is long and straight. (I WISH!)
91. I learn a lot.
92. I don’t like spicy food.
93. I keep a diary.
94. I can’t do cartwheels.
95. I am very lazy.
96. I’m sarcastic.
97. I think my hair is annoying.

98. I’m very emotional.

>^..^
40cakes: (wanker)
Ladies' Night Outlawed in New Jersey

I'd bet that this guy came to Ladies' Night, trying his best to get laid, and he's probably still wondering why he can't get any. Nothing turns a woman on like a man complaining about the $3 cover at a bar, and then whining that girl drinks are half price. He should go to a Rowan frathouse. "No fair! You're serving the girls beer out of that keg with roofies in it! I want that beer, too! You're discriminating against me!"

>^..^
40cakes: (akio signet - norikoukai)
Hey, any Rowanites familiar with this guy? I remember him a little, and he struck me as a mini-Boorboor, but he could've been turned to the good side of the Force or something.

>^..^

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