Inspired by prettykate

Friends, I tell you this because I care.

Britney Spears must be stopped. She and her "husband" are making a mockery of our most sacred institution, marriage. Gleefully and drunkenly, they married, only to separate as quickly as possible. These two are out to devastate our society by destroying the union that holds us together as human beings - marriage. Marriage must be limited to serious men and women who will understand their vows and take them seriously: till death do them part.

Thus, I have started this petition to continue to recognize the marriage of Jason and Britney Alexander until death do them part. America's children may otherwise be influenced by the idea of disposable marriage, and hold copycat ceremonies.

Stop Britney now!