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Steve Burns was on Y100 this morning. I thought of you, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
onnawufei. Sadly, I had to get out of the car to work before they could get through the song. :p
At work, the occupational therapist said, "My patient loves you."
C: "Hm?"
H: "[name deleted because omg HIPPA privacy policy]. Every time you walk by, he's like 'I love her. She is beautiful.'"
C: "...Doesn't his girlfriend drive him here?"
H: "He's got lots of children by lots of girlfriends."
C: "Ah. Wunnerful."
I can't get into the spirit of giving unless I include myself. So while at Best Buy, making purchases, I stumbled upon the Monkees Season 2 boxed set. I say "stumbled" because I was looking at CD boxed sets, and found 6 or 7 copies there. So I bought this, and while at the register, thought I'd help the store out by mentioning that the DVDs are in the wrong place.
C: "Uh, I know you guys are busy and everything, but I just thought I'd let you know that this DVD set was in with the CD boxed sets. There's a whole bunch there, too."
Guy at register: "Well, let's check." He rings it up. "Yup, that's the price it's supposed to be."
C: I don't think you're listening, dickweed. "No, it's not a matter of price. These are DVDs. They're in with the CDs. There may be other customers looking for this."
G: "Oh, okay."
He wasn't paying attention. I know they'll still be there. Now, I only have season 2, because when I went to check out season 1, it was TWENTY DOLLARS MORE. Best Buy's slogan: "Tis the season to rape your wallet! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuh fuh fuh fuck!" It seems a lot of stuff was marked up, too. Is anyone else's Best Buy like this? Is this permanent, or is this just for the holiday season?
Saw "Elf" on Monday night. It was funny. The last half hour somehow wandered into dull holiday movie sector. Boo. So let me just say that you Jews have to get your asses in gear and make sappy Chanukah movies. Create a capitalist figure that makes parents feel guilty if they don't buy really good presents all eight nights, and then form a movie around aforementioned figure. "Oh no, Moses! Chanukah spirit is running low! How are the menora candles going to be lit?!"
>^..^
onnawufei. Sadly, I had to get out of the car to work before they could get through the song. :pAt work, the occupational therapist said, "My patient loves you."
C: "Hm?"
H: "[name deleted because omg HIPPA privacy policy]. Every time you walk by, he's like 'I love her. She is beautiful.'"
C: "...Doesn't his girlfriend drive him here?"
H: "He's got lots of children by lots of girlfriends."
C: "Ah. Wunnerful."
I can't get into the spirit of giving unless I include myself. So while at Best Buy, making purchases, I stumbled upon the Monkees Season 2 boxed set. I say "stumbled" because I was looking at CD boxed sets, and found 6 or 7 copies there. So I bought this, and while at the register, thought I'd help the store out by mentioning that the DVDs are in the wrong place.
C: "Uh, I know you guys are busy and everything, but I just thought I'd let you know that this DVD set was in with the CD boxed sets. There's a whole bunch there, too."
Guy at register: "Well, let's check." He rings it up. "Yup, that's the price it's supposed to be."
C: I don't think you're listening, dickweed. "No, it's not a matter of price. These are DVDs. They're in with the CDs. There may be other customers looking for this."
G: "Oh, okay."
He wasn't paying attention. I know they'll still be there. Now, I only have season 2, because when I went to check out season 1, it was TWENTY DOLLARS MORE. Best Buy's slogan: "Tis the season to rape your wallet! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuh fuh fuh fuck!" It seems a lot of stuff was marked up, too. Is anyone else's Best Buy like this? Is this permanent, or is this just for the holiday season?
Saw "Elf" on Monday night. It was funny. The last half hour somehow wandered into dull holiday movie sector. Boo. So let me just say that you Jews have to get your asses in gear and make sappy Chanukah movies. Create a capitalist figure that makes parents feel guilty if they don't buy really good presents all eight nights, and then form a movie around aforementioned figure. "Oh no, Moses! Chanukah spirit is running low! How are the menora candles going to be lit?!"
>^..^
