ADORABLE!

Kim: So when I have kids, I'm gonna teach them to call you "Aunt Pussy."

Casey: :: 5 minutes of laughing :: What are they gonna call Rob? "Uncle Cock"?

Kim: "Rooster." No, wait...

Casey: "Uncle Dick"?

Kim: "Uncle Dicknazi." Or "Uncle Whitebread."

Also, she and Shannon will plan to have children of opposite sexes so they can marry and live in a trailer and announce farts.

>^..^

MORE ADORABLER!

Kim: Casey, if you lost your weiner...

Casey: I'd look in the freezer. We have bun-sized weiners in there. Or in that little drawer in the fridge.

Kim: This book says Jack the Ripper killed women because he didn't have a weiner.

Casey: Well, I don't think the women would have a replacement weiner. He should have killed men.

Kim: I'm kinda disappointed.

Casey: Yeah, there go all your sexual fantasies about Jack the Ripper.

Kim: No, I just thought he was a genuine psycho, and here it turns out he just didn't have a weiner...

>^..^