A reality show I might actually enjoy

Casting Call: Do you have a cute pooch? Nationwide auditions for America's Cutest Puppy start September 9 in Los Angeles. Your puppy must be between four and eight months old (as of September) and have all its current vaccinations. Auditions will be held in multiple cities throughout the fall months including San Diego, San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, Boston and Chicago. The final selection will be made in Los Angeles on November 18 before a live audience. For more information, contact CASTING @ KAOSENT.COM.

prettykate, just pretend you're not seeing this

QXT's annual Hawaiian Gothic Luau! Yay let's go and wear leis made of dried black roses CUZ THAT SHOWS WE'RE ANARCHISTS! Party!

Celebrity Nooz

All together, now:

NO RLY?